By Crys
Reviews
Orion posted a comment on Tuesday 12th December 2006 3:49pm
Love the fic, though i think there was an upload error.
Crys replied:
[looks at the chapter]
Looks okay to me. There are only 54 "ways" so far, if that's what you meant. I add to the chapters as more ideas come to me or are sent.
If you see something else wrong, please let me know.
loralee posted a comment on Tuesday 12th December 2006 2:28pm
There can be only one! lol, do dinosaurs respond to parseltongue? Great work, more please.
Killer07 posted a comment on Sunday 10th December 2006 10:54am
When Quirrel tries to steal the Philosophers Stone from Gringotts the Gobblins catch him and get the Information that he wanted to steal the Stone for Voldemort. Because of this the Goblins decide to declare war on Voldy and hunt him down and imprison him in their most secure Vault together with an ancient Goblin artifact that slowly destroys his spirit so that he has a long time to think about the stupidity in trying to rob Gringotts. In this Vault he finds markings of Dark Lords of the past that vanished without a trace.
Greetings
Killer07 (That asks himself where that came from)
Crys replied:
Thanks. Bunny (modified) added to file.
Twelve.
Killer07 posted a comment on Saturday 9th December 2006 4:38am
And the next Bunny (Is there a place to dump them en masse?)
Voldemort finds a Ritual to transport his troops directly through the Wards of Hogwarts into the Great Hall. Unfortunately Crabbe and Goyle Senior messed up and all get transported to a private owned island of the company InGen where the company planned to open the Jurassic Park in a few months. Now Voldy and co. face a hungry T-Rex and the T-Rex thinks lunchtime :-)
Greetings
Killer07
Crys replied:
Thanks. Bunny added to file.
Eleven.
And yes, you can dump them en masse here :)
Killer07 posted a comment on Saturday 9th December 2006 3:35am
And another Bunny attacked me from behind (I thought i locked the carrots away *looks at a old rusty lock that opened* damm...)
Turns out that History got the character Salazar Slytherin wrong. He didn't want to exterminate Muggleborns but a better seperation of the muggle world and better control of the the muggle world. There should always done one of two thinks a) Erase the Memory of the Muggleborns parents or modify that they think their child died. or b) if the parents are influential and rich just modify the memorys so that they don't know about magic and just think their child is on an exclusive school for the riches so that later the muggleborn can take the influence in the muggle world to help the wizarding world. Salazar even married a powerfull muggleborn because he knew that this way the bloodlines can get stronger than through inbreeding that weakens them. Now Voldemort catched Harry and Hermione and bevore he uses them for other rituals that he planned for the day he lets them helpless watching his greatest ritual. The ressurection of Salazar Slytherin. After that he has a pissed of Salazar that tells him and his followers of his true dreams and how ashamed he is of his heir. Because of this he declares Harry his Heir and kills of Voldy before passing back into the afterlife.
Greetings
Killer07
Killer07 posted a comment on Thursday 7th December 2006 8:35pm
Have you Never seen Disney's Duck Tales? Dagobert is the richest Duck of the World in this Story (OK maybe he has another name for you i don't know i know only the German Version)
Greetings
Killer07
Crys replied:
Sorry, afraid not.
Killer07 posted a comment on Thursday 7th December 2006 11:26am
Voldy come's near an Immortal because of all the Rituals he'd undergone in search for Immortality he sets of the Immortals detector for others of his kind even though it's a false alert. The Immortal attacks Voldy and gets hit with an Avada Kedavra. As Voldy goes away mumbling something about stupid muggles the Immortal gets up and attacks again. Surprised Voldy doesn't react fast enough and loses his head. After the Quickening doesn't come the Immortal asks himself if Voldy perhabs is a new breed of Immortals.
Greetings
Killer07 (I shouldn't have looked on your page logo... The bunny attacked from the Highlander Logo without warning)
Crys replied:
Thanks. Bunny added to file.
Ten.
Killer07 posted a comment on Thursday 7th December 2006 9:00am
Help i'm attacket by a crazy Bunny. Voldy need more money to finance his campain. He decides to rob the duck.. i mean muggle Dagobert Duck and gets a first impression of the Defenses against Wizards and Witches that Dagobert uses to defend himself agains Gundel.
Greetings
Killer07 (With absolotely no idea where this came from)
Crys replied:
Er . . . I'm sure this would make sense if I actually knew who or what "Dagobert Duck" was.
Though the idea of Voldie being killed robbing a muggle bank (or a gold repository, more likely) is amusing in its own right.
PS: I'm storing several of your ideas up. I'll be adding more to the list when time and inclination permits. Don't want you to think I'm not appreciating the ideas you're sending.
Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 6th December 2006 10:01pm
Voldemort ordered his followers to make a few Portkeys to Hogwarts grounds. Unfortunately they where made by Crabbe and Goyle. As he and his followers wanted to attack Hogwarts they don't land in the Great Hall like planned but at the Whomping Willow. The Tree immediately beginns to attack and the Portkeys where made for single use only...
Greetings
Killer07 (Hide me from the Bunny's.....)
Crys replied:
Thanks. Bunny added to file.
Nine.
Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 6th December 2006 9:23pm
In a long duel between Harry and Moldyshorts Moldy's wand gets slightly damaged without notice. Voldy decides to end the duel with Avada Kedavra and his wand decides to take a page out of the book from Ron's first wand. It backfires and Voldy gets surprisingly hit with his own curse.
Greetings
Killer07 (Am i a walking Bunny magnet???)
Crys replied:
Thanks. Bunny added to file.
Eight.
Little Flower Princess posted a comment on Tuesday 5th December 2006 1:07pm
I have an idea!
Voldemort watches a very scary movie. After the movie a boggart appears and his worse fear is whatever the movie was about and Bellatrix accidentally kills him with a tickling charm or spell.
Killer07 posted a comment on Tuesday 5th December 2006 10:19am
Voldy is invisible near some cliffs where some Tourists are visiting. He waits for the right time to spread chaos. Meanwhile a little Girl finished her banana and throws the rest behind her. Her Mother is currently scolding her because somebody could slip and hurt himself then she wonders if she heard somethink (Voldy falling down the cliff)
Greetings
Killer07 *asking himself where this bunny attacked him...*
Killer07 posted a comment on Monday 4th December 2006 7:29am
Voldemort attacks a Muggle Research Center with his Death Munchers to cause more terror. Ignorant as they are they don't know what the Signs for Biohazard etc means for a Human if he goes into such an area unprotected. It can have some really nasty results....
Everytime i read Voldys deaths i can't stop laughing and i think the Bunny's use this moment to attack me again....
Greetings
Killer07
Crys replied:
Thanks. Bunny added to file.
Seven . . .
Killer07 posted a comment on Monday 4th December 2006 4:43am
Argh do i have some carrots here that all those bunnys visit me....
Nagini has enough of her Master that getting possesed by him is really anoying and the food (Standard Deatheaters) is not really the best and she is never allowed to eat that tasty rat (Wormtail). She seeks a new Master and thinks try Harry Potter maybe he is better. To make a good first impression she kills Voldy because she knows he always tries to kill her Future Master.
Greetings
Killer07
Crys replied:
Thanks. Bunny added to file.
I think that makes a total of six bunnies from you I've used, four in the last week. Thank you!
Killer07 posted a comment on Sunday 3rd December 2006 10:09pm
And another Idea (Invasion of the 1001 Plot Bunnys i think) Voldy missed the Fineprint in Hocrux making. "Never make more than one Hocrux or there will be a chance that they'll form corporeal forms after one or two decades and try to take the place of the original by fighting it and each other. Often this results in complete anihilation of the person and the hocruxes." And now Voldy is confronted with multiple copys of himself that all want to kill the imposter Voldemorts.
By the way i didn't really recognize Death 12 as MiB interference on the first second and third read. Because of the use of spells instead of the high tech toys of the MiB. And the whole idea of me was Harry with some of the BFG's and cool outfit of a MiB Agent :-) That's i think "A Power he knows not" *G*
Greetings
Killer07
Crys replied:
Thanks. Bunny added to file.
Killer07 posted a comment on Sunday 3rd December 2006 7:11am
The MIB found out about the Wizarding World after Voldemort attacked an Congress of Aliens. They research the Prophecy and come to the conclusion to Recruit Harry as an Agent and give him the right toys to eliminate Voldy and his Death Munchers. (Who set all the Plot Bunnys on me i'm no writer....)
Greetings
Killer07
Crys replied:
Sorry, already used the MiB. See Death #12. Though the thought of Harry with one of those BFG's is amusing in its own right.
Killer07 posted a comment on Friday 1st December 2006 9:20pm
Hmm the last days i seem to have attracted some Bunnys.
Anyway Voldy decides to Torture Harry by killing of his Friends. He tries to begin with the Weasley Twins. He goes into their workshop where unfinished Pranks are stored. Some of them still are missing the safety Features to avoid that they are lethal and Voldy sets them of...
Greetings
Killer07
Crys replied:
Thanks. Bunny added to file.
Killer07 posted a comment on Tuesday 28th November 2006 9:01am
I forgot to add somethink in my last review.
During the fight Harry says "I wish i had somethink to drink now" and an ethereal voice answers "Wish granted!"
Killer07 posted a comment on Tuesday 28th November 2006 8:56am
And another Idea. Harry and Voldy are currently fighting on Hogwarts grounds. Harry feels a little thirsty. At the same time a freight plane loses a freezer by accident. The freezers lands on Voldy filled with with drinks and some even survived the fall.
Greetings
Killer07
jilumasam posted a comment on Tuesday 12th December 2006 4:02pm