By Crys
Reviews
Meteoricshipyards posted a comment on Friday 11th April 2008 8:37am
Voldemort moved disillusioned through the crowds of muggles. If he weren't so keen on sneaking up on the Boy-who-kept-avoiding-his-death, he would wipe them out without a thought. Snape had been trying to find Potter's hide out for months, and finally, but not even Dumbledore knew where Potter was hiding, reportedly training.
He cast his detection spells over the opening to the artificial cave. Nothing -- not a trace of magic. Yet Voldemort was getting nervous. The boy was only going to be here for a few minutes. Theoretically, he was hiding in the crowds of muggles who were in the area.
At least he had discovered one thing -- Potter wasn't in England; he wasn't even in Europe. No wonder his Death Eaters were unable to find any trace of him. They would concentrate on North America. And should Potter not show up today, they would begin their search on this penisula and search the whole country. You couldn't keep a scry sheild up all the time! He would get Potter no matter what.
The muggle voice that was using the muggle version of a Sonorus charm started its expected recitation. When it was done, and Potter felt it was secure, he would meet in this tunnel with one of his minions from "Dumbledore's Army," probably that mudblood that Malfoy's brat was always going on about.
He reached the lowest part of the tunnel, and looked up. Above him were three cone shaped devices attached to the bottom of one of the strangest muggle airplanes he had ever seen. There was steam coming out of it, which confused him. He knew about steam locomotives, but he was pretty sure that airplanes didn't use the same same type of engine as the Hogwart's Express.
He smiled to himself. He had figured it out. The airplane would take off, and Potter would look down the opening to make sure it was safe before coming down. All he had to do was not be seen from above.
He moved a few feet into the tunnel, as he listed to the muggle announcer as he counted down the last ten seconds.
"10. 9. 8. Ignition sequence starting. 5. 4. We have ignition. 1. 0. We have liftoff."
Even though he wasn't directly beneath the rocket engins, being in the exhaust tunnels isn't a very good place to be during launch. Cameras set in there are sometimes found a half a mile away.
Thwaaack posted a comment on Wednesday 9th April 2008 10:03pm
While taking his nightly bubblebath, (A guilty pleasure that none of his deatheaters know about) Lord Voldemort realizes he forgot his favorite rubber duckie. As he's stepping out of the tub to retrieve it, he slips and cracks his head on the sink and then the floor.
Crys replied:
Slipping in the bathroom has already been used, I'm afraid. #116
Thwaaack posted a comment on Friday 4th April 2008 2:24pm
A young Tom Riddle, on his way to the Hogwarts Express for the start og his 6th year of Magical Education, Decides to stop in at a barbershop for a shave. He walks into the shop above Mrs Lovett's Pie Shop and gets the closest shave he's ever had.
twistedmic posted a comment on Friday 4th April 2008 12:49am
"I am now immortal!" Voldemort
crowed after consuming the Waters of Life potion. "Now nothing of this planet can harm me!"
Voldemort sneered and swaggered over to where Harry, Hermione and Ron were bound. " I will take great pleasure in removing you from this world."
"Buuuurrriiiiittttttooooooo!!"
Everyone turned to the sound of the cry and saw a large, bluish-green dog-shaped house run by and flattened Voldemort and a number of his top Death eaters.
"Was that a house?" Hermione asked in disbelief.
Killer07 posted a comment on Thursday 3rd April 2008 8:05am
Voldy searches invisible for a place where he had hidden a magical artifact in his youth. While behind an old Ford POS two men in black suits enter the car.
Agent K "J Push the little red button"
Greetings
Killer07 (I want this car... or even better the car from MiB II :-) )
Minerva Granger posted a comment on Wednesday 2nd April 2008 4:50pm
How about gassed to death by the Nazis, for practicing Dark stuff and weird stuff.
Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 2nd April 2008 1:34am
Lilly Potter got attacked by a facehugger while pregrant. Mother instincts to protect her child direct her magic to kill the Xenomorph inside her. This has a little side effect on Harry. a part of the Xenomorph DNA gets absorbed by Harry. This results in a Harry that is stronger than normal Humans with accid blood and the ability to crawl on wands. And his animagus form is a full Xenomorph Warrior. (I think this is definitively a "Power he knows not")
Greetings
Killer07 (suddenly i want to watch Alien and don't have it in my DVD collection :'-( )
Zarz posted a comment on Tuesday 1st April 2008 7:22am
Have you ever watched the TV show MacGyver? It's really fun, with a hero who can manage to do just about anything with a Swiss Army Knife, duct tape, and a few paperclips. I can just imagine a scene where Harry or one of his friends is finally captured, only to be thrown into the same dungeon as a few other randomly kidnapped muggles. As no one bothered to search the "hapless muggle", the entire crew is home for dinner, possibly leaving behind a beautiful explosion cobbled together with some torn clothes and magical lawn fertilizer or somesuch. (If you've never watched the show, it's really good, and the first season is on the CBS website for free viewing.)
Great work as always, and I can't wait to see what you manage to come up with next.
One other note, if one doesn't know the crossover, it's sometimes pretty hard to recognize. Perhaps you could post what it's crossed with, possibly at the bottom so people can guess if they want to.
Crys replied:
Thanks. Bunny added to the file.
DragoFlare posted a comment on Monday 31st March 2008 3:18am
The final battle was nigh. The Great hall of Hogwarts was filled with the bodies of both students and deatheaters. Both sides formed a circle around Harry and Voldermort.
"Now, I will finally end your miserable existence one and for all!" The dark lord cackled.
His body lengthened, as he assumed his animagus form, a hundred foot basilisk!
Harry simply smirked, "I anticipated this, and brought a little friend along for just such an occasion."
Harry pulled his invisibility cloak off a medium sized cage, revealing a full grown rooster.
The basilisk's eyes widened as it tries to slither away.
"COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOO!" the rooster squawked.
As soon as the bird cried out, Voldermort keeled over, deader than a doornail.
Crys replied:
Thanks. Bunny added to the file.
TheHard posted a comment on Wednesday 26th March 2008 2:20pm
LoL, the one when Vernon stab with the drill was funny :)... and you put twice te one of WhyDoYouNeedToKnow :P
iluvchocs posted a comment on Sunday 23rd March 2008 3:30pm
These are hilarious - you've done a great job XD
metrobluejay posted a comment on Friday 21st March 2008 8:39pm
What was the one about where Voldemort casts the cutting hex and the person's blood is black and his eyes start to burn? What is that a reference too?
Crys replied:
That's a reference to the aliens from The X-Files series.
Prongs1977 posted a comment on Friday 21st March 2008 12:11pm
what was 156 from?
Crys replied:
156? Er . . . Don't know, actually. One of the Monty Python movies had that scene as kind of a interlude,, WTF scene thing.
Prongs1977 posted a comment on Friday 21st March 2008 11:18am
What was 71?
Crys replied:
71 was one of the aliens from The X-Files series.
Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 19th March 2008 8:46am
A Protoss scout found young Harry being abused by the Dursleys and sensed great powers inside him. He decided to take and raise Harry away from them. Later they wonder how a letter from earth reached them on Aiur but decided to allow Harry his education in Hogwarts so that he can further control those strange powers he developed besides his psi powers. After Voldy just got resurected he found out that the strange thinks on Harry's arms are some form of weapons that cut through him like a hot knife goes through butter.
Greetings
Killer07
Anne B. Walsh posted a comment on Monday 17th March 2008 9:41am
Yes, me again. Thanks to Mooncheese who inspired this by reviewing my latest chapter.
Standing at the front of the Room of Requirement, Harry waved his hand in the air, encouraging the DA to shout louder. Improving team spirit and getting rid of that annoying You-Know-Who habit of theirs all at once. I love it.
"Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort!" forty voices chanted. "Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort!"
With a loud snap, a tall figure in black robes appeared in the middle of the room. "What do you want?" Lord Voldemort snapped irritably.
Harry froze for an instant, then remembered where he was.
"I want you to die!"
Crys replied:
Thanks. Scene added to the file.
Meteoricshipyards posted a comment on Monday 17th March 2008 4:22am
Inspired by 268.
Voldemort had won. Supreme Wizard on the planet.
Then he made his biggest mistake.
He tried to take over the muggles.
His side lost the resulting, conventional war.
It took a few years, but he was finally hunted down by the winning side, dragged out of his small, underground hidey-hole, and executed for his part in instigating a war and various war crimes.
When the execution didn't work, they took him to a government lab. He was never seen again.
- - -
Indianna Jones stormed into the Government office.
"Where's Voldemort!" he demanded.
"He's safely being studied," the non-descript spy agency bereaucrat answered.
"You fools! He can't be killed. He's powerful beyond belief! You have no idea what you're working with here. Who's studying him?"
"Top people," came the cryptic reply.
"Who? Is it Vaslovic? Is he in charge?"
"Top people." Indianna
heard the period at the end of the stament. He knew he had been dismissed.
He stormed out of the building, cursing.
Meanwhile, a wooden box was being wheeled into a huge wearhouse full of numbered, wooden boxes. Several hours after the box had been placed there was some banging that might have been heard from it, but considering all the sound muffling packing around the internal, metal box, it was doubtful that anyone except someone right next to it would have heard anything.
Crys replied:
Thanks. Scene added to the file.
LandUnderWave posted a comment on Sunday 16th March 2008 11:11pm
...Something with a Slinky. Voldemort NEEDS to get killed by a slinky.
(And no, the fact that I have one sitting next to my mousepad has in no way influenced my decision.)
I think my favourites in this chapter so far are the Quibbler and Jo Rowling ones. *reviewer utterly fails to stop snickering*
Crys replied:
Thanks. Bunny added to the file. A slinky just had to be used, didn't it?
Rebel Goddess posted a comment on Sunday 16th March 2008 9:23pm
Loved the WhyDoYouNeedToKnow ones and the Quibbler titles especially. So funny.
Evan Mayerle posted a comment on Wednesday 16th April 2008 2:47pm