By Crys
Reviews
Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 11:59pm
Voldemort tries for the first time to fly a broom. But hit first try is worse than Neville's and so he breaks his neck in the crash.
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Wolverine is on Hollidays in England and sees Voldy and co attacking and killing some muggles. He decides to help. Unfortunately for Voldy and co Wolverines regenerative powers are strong enough to withstand even the Killing Curse and other things like cutting curses only annoy him. In short time all Wands are destroyed some DE's are missing a hand or two and some are death like Voldy.
Greetings
Killer07 (A wonder two Bunnys attacked me at the same time normally they wait until i posted one bunny)
Crys replied:
Thanks. Bunny added to file.
Eighteen
milk posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 1:23pm
those were particularly painful; but fast at least. well, maybe not the whomping willow or being buried alive. more pls.
Musings of Apathy posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 1:11pm
Great. I hadn't read most of the first fifty, so I reread the whole first chapter. Excellent collection.
Mike (MoA)
Little Flower Princess posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 1:10pm
Ooooh! That was good! These are all sooooo funny!
I got a good one!
Voldemort watches a disney movie and dies of laughter.
Does that sound funny?
L.F.P
Ken Warner posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 9:54am
quite like # 54 - inserting them into magma should be adequate even with horcruces - after all - by the time the component atoms manage to work their way to a volcanic vent, from under London, even magical objects would have the time to deteriorate.
thanks
Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 7:33am
Voldemort plans to attack Diagon Alley. His portkey transfers him into the backroom of the Bookstore. Unfortunately for him a fresh delivery of the Monster Book of Monsters Second Edition came early and he lands directly on those books. Unfortunately Voldy didn't have Hagrid as Care for Magical Creatures teacher and because of this he doesn't know how to tame this books.
Greetings
Killer07
Crys replied:
Thanks. Bunny added to file.
Seventeen
Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 3:52am
Voldemort hears through his spys that a important secret conference will be held. He waits in the area where the involved parties want to meet. The only things that he didn't know this is a meeting between the antareans and the MiB and he waits invisible at the landing point of the antarean shuttle. After the conference the antareans wonder on their mothership how those blood stains got on the shuttle.
Greetings
Killer07(Damm the same problem with the MiB DVD like with the Indiana Jones DVD's....)
Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 2:44am
Voldemort cornered Harry to kill him.
"Are you prepared to die Potter?" the Dark Lord asked.
"Hmm i wanted to show you first something i learned this summer Tom." Harry answered.
"And what would that be? As if you could learn anything to beat me in such a short time." The Dark Lord laughed.
With that Harry transformed into his Animagus form a Hungarian Horntail. Unfortunately for Voldemort a Dragon can't be beaten with the Avada Kedavra of a single person because their scales are a very good protection.
Greetings
Killer07 (Today the Bunny's decided a mass attack i think)
Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 2:03am
Naruto developed the Sexy No-Jutsu especial for perverts. He transforms through an illusion into the form of a naked girl and causes strong instant nose bleeds for most males that get confronted with this technique. I don't think Voldy and co can survive a nose bleed strong enough to propel them backwarts ;-)
Greetings
Killer07
Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 1:48am
Voldemort tortures some muggle children and Harry for the fun of it. This gets witnessed by a Muggle with the name Bruce Banner. Bruce gets really angry and really green....
Greetings
Killer07
PS: Do you have somethink like ICQ etc?
Crys replied:
Thanks. Bunny added to file.
Sixteen
And no, no ICQ, no chat id, no AIM username or anything of the sort.
Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 1:24am
Harry pays the Ninja Village Konohagakure for an assassination mission of Voldemort. Naruto gets this mission assigned and attacks Voldemort with his patented Sexy No-Jutsu. The cause of death of Voldy and hist Followers that where with him at this time is diagnosed as massive blood loss through the nose.
Greetings
Killer07
Crys replied:
Sorry, I don't read Naruto.
Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 12:39am
And another Indiana Jones Bunny. On the search for the Hocruxes Harry and Dumbledore always sind the locations emptied. Research brings forth the info that Indiana Jones got the Hocruxes and after he found out how evil those thinks are he destroyed them (Try to keep this muggle out of some secured location ;-) ) because Voldy split his soul one time to much he needs at least one intact Hocrux to live and at the moment Indy destroyed the last Hocrux Voldy fells over dead.
Greetings
Killer07 (Damm i'm really in the mood to watch the movies but my mother lives >300km away....)
Crys replied:
That's what Blockbuster or Hollywood Video is for ;)
amulder posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 12:31am
Bunny...
- GoF -> Pettigrew has the flames under the cauldron set a *little* too high when he puts Voldemort in it
- GoF -> Frank had been trying to deal with the snake problem on the old estate, so when Voldemort killed him the poison flew out of his hands and landed on Voldemort. Smelled yummy and tasty to Nagini...
- Death by chocolate -> the first chocolate was examined carefully. So was the second, and third. Unfortunately for Tom, it was the 12th chocolate that had the poison in it. Of course he wasn't in his full faculties by that time, considering the double-strong brandy inside each chocolate. Up on the mantle the ... white ... postal owl, which had delivered the chocolates, regarded the scene.
- Death by chocolate #2 - The wards were hardened against owls, apparition, portkeys, weapons, rocks... pretty much anything but food. Tom laughed at his attackers. Of course, Chocolate is food, and if you deep freeze it, it is pretty hard also, and if you accelerate it fast enough... well even that will hurt a bit...
- Death by chocolate #3 - Tom lead his DE's through the Hershey factory. Harry was in the rafters, holding the remote control that tipped over the 10,000 liter vat of hot liquid chocolate. Ginny later berated Harry for using the Dark chocolate instead of the Milk chocolate. The price of chocolate frogs doubled.
- Nobody told Voldemort that Harry had taken up skydiving, and the homing portkey did it's thing...
- Nobody told Voldemort that Harry was visiting Charlie at the dragon reservation in Bulgaria, and the home portkey did it's thing...
- Nobody told Voldemort that Harry had taken up scuba diving, and the homing portkey did it's thing...
- Nobody told Voldemort that Harry had taken up Running with the Bulls, and the homing portkey did it's thing...
- Nobody told Voldemort that Harry had taken up whitewater rafting...
- Nobody told Voldemort that Harry had bought himself a helicopter ride over Kilauea...
- The Power the Dark Lord Knows Not ... it's love. We all know that. But Harry found out that it wasn't that people loved him, or he loved people, or his parents or Sirius, or Ginny or anything like that. No, Harry learned that he was a sort of broadcasting empath and could basically force people to fall in love. (Not with him though, God does have a sense of humour, not to mention giving Harry a conscience.) - So first there were the 500 ferrets that were in love with Voldemort. That had been uncomfortable. Next were the vampire bats. That had cost him Lucius. Next was Snape and Draco. That one had almost backfired on Harry. But the Acromantulas were next, and that cost Tommy Draco, Bellatrix, and Macnair, which made up or the last event. But this was taking too long so next was the double whammy of dragons and giants. No one heard from Voldemort again after that. But to be sure, it was five years before the quarantine was lifted on the ... ground zero. But no one really wanted to go in there. So in the end Harry just bought up the land and turned it into a dragon reservation. Hagrid and Charlie were tickled pink.
best,
...art
Crys replied:
Thanks. Four bunnies added to file and that last one saved for possible use in a dream chapter.
Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 12:26am
Voldemort and his Deathmunchers entered Hogwarts by force. But Hogwarts doesn't like bad people harming her children. The result is that the staircase that they use suddenly disappears and they fell down a long way...
Greetings
Killer07
PS: If i get constantly attacked by those bunnys the nummer 1001 seems a realistic goals. *tries to keep the 1001 plot bunny's at bay*
Crys replied:
Thanks. Bunny added to file.
Fifteen
Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 12:19am
Ash Ketchum on his Pokemon Journey gets in the middle of a duel between Harry and Voldy. Voldy attacks Ash. Ash survives the attack but Pikachu is really angry and attacks Voldy with a BIG thunder attack.
Greetings
Killer07 (The magnet for strange plot Bunny's)
Killer07 posted a comment on Tuesday 12th December 2006 11:56pm
In their second year Harry befriended with the basilisk. Turns out that the Basilisk didn't like the killing of innocents and Harry was a much more like able friend thatn Tom. The result is that Harry has the help of the Basilisk in the final battle.
Greetings
Killer07
Crys replied:
Thanks. Bunny added to file.
Fourteen
Tommy posted a comment on Tuesday 12th December 2006 9:55pm
When Tom Marvolo Riddle, at age sixteen, stepped into the Chamber of Secrets, he missed the sign that said;
"'Lookout' for the basilisk".
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Lord Voldemort, during Harry's second year at Hogwarts, learned quickly why you didn't want to be sucked into the old exhaust of a Ford Anglia, while he visited the Forbidden Forest. Especially an alive one.
And Arthur Weasley would later always wonder why his old car made painfilled cries when he drove it.
Voldemort now understood the saying; "Bad cars gives a headache".
Tommy L. aka fanfix
Update soon!
Crys replied:
Thanks. Two bunnies added to file.
Killer07 posted a comment on Tuesday 12th December 2006 8:31pm
Voldemort and his followers enter some ancient ruins to get some magical artifacts. Suddenly a well known muggle runs to the exit. While the DE thinks what meant this Voldemort thinks "Oh shit hopefully Indiana Jones didn't find the artifacts but why is he running?" in the next moment they see a giant bulder rolling in their way.
Greetings
Killer07 (Damm why did i leave the Indiana Jones DVD's at my mothers home when i moved out)
Crys replied:
Thanks. Bunny added to file.
Thirteen
David Thacker posted a comment on Tuesday 12th December 2006 7:34pm
Here is one a DE or Voldey drinks Nitro when runnig after Harry through a lab and the drinker falls and gose boom {DE falls on Vodey}.Or some thing like that.Also Killero7 means Scuroge McDuck.
Crys replied:
Thanks. Bunny added to file.
Killer07 posted a comment on Thursday 14th December 2006 12:04am
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