Lurk posted a comment on Thursday 21st December 2006 4:18am

Funny fic! You gonna post any more of your own gruesome deaths? Or is Killer07 taking over? (just joking)

Hmmmm, idea! Voldi + bombs + not reading the instruction manual?

I'll leave you leeway to play with that idea if you think it's worth it.

Keep it up!

Crys replied:

Hey, as I get ideas, I'll add, but most of my creative ideas get sucked into Scion instead.

And Killer07 isn't taking over, he's foisting all of his bunnies off onto me :)

Oh, and I used your bunny, too.   Thanks!

Killer07 posted a comment on Thursday 21st December 2006 3:18am

And another X-Men variation. Voldy and co attack a muggle school class trip. The children are being watched by their Professor Charles Xavier. Xavier stops first stops the DE's in their attack Voldy is currently only watching and wonders whats going on. After a quick telepathic scan Xavier decides such an evil like them must be neutralized because even Magneto wouldn't do such thinks like randomly raping and killing innocents. He completely erases their memory's. After the aurors find them they can't find out what happened to turn them into vegetables.

Greetings

Killer07

Crys replied:

Thanks.   Bunny added to file.

Your 26th

Killer07 posted a comment on Thursday 21st December 2006 3:02am

Voldy made a big mistake in using Harrys blood for is reincarnation. Because of the Priori Incatatem that freed the souls of his victims and the protection of Lilly that now flows through him Lilly's ghost can manipulate the protection to attack Voldy from the inside. Never make a mother angry and try to hurt her child :-)

Greetings

Killer07 (Lets see if we at least make 101 deaths soon as first step to 1001 :-) )

Crys replied:

Thanks.   Bunny added to file.

Your 25th

Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 20th December 2006 8:54pm

Her Majesty has enough of Voldemort and now 007 gets the mission to neutralize Voldemort and his follower. luckily Q is also a wizard and has the right toys for this like the ward breaker watch etc. the only question is if he gets the car back in one piece this time :-)

Greetings

Killer07

Crys replied:

Thanks.   Bunny added to file.

Your 24th

Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 20th December 2006 10:10am

The Virus Scanner of the Matrix decided that Voldy endangers the Stability of the Matrix to much. Voldy gets unplugged to see a strange World and then just to see how he gets recycled to feed the other batteries of the Matrix.

Greetings

Killer07

Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 20th December 2006 10:07am

Like Hermione said in her first year logic isn't a strong point of most wizards. Maybe Voldy made a little mistake in snapes riddle and drank from the bottle you need to get safely back and not to get to the champer of the stone. And then he went on his way to the stone :-)

Greetings

Killer07

Crys replied:

Thanks.   Bunny added to file.

Twenty-three

Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 20th December 2006 8:18am

After Harry is 17 he moves into a own House. Hagrid gives Harry a guard dog for his home as birthday present. As one night Voldemort and hos DE's wants to attack him they laugh because of the warning sign for the guard dog. Thats until he gets confronted with Fluffy :-). The next morning Harry wonders why Fluffy seems so well fed.

Greetings

Killer07

Crys replied:

Thanks.   Bunny added to file.

Twenty-two

Killer07 posted a comment on Monday 18th December 2006 10:48pm

In the summer holidays Peeves sometimes visits random homes in the country because Hogwarts is to boring without students to prank. This time he finds the Riddle House and visits Moldyshorts. Unfortunately the Ritual that Voldemort currently holds doesn't react to well to a suddenly interruption.

Greetings

Killer07

Killer07 posted a comment on Monday 18th December 2006 8:14pm

Professor McGonagall tries to flee from Voldy. She transforms into her cat form to find a place to hide and jumps directly into the arms of one Ranma Saotome. After a short time the neko ken gets activated and Ranma begins to behave like a cat. As Voldy comes and attacks his wand gets slashed into pieces and he becomes a playtoy for a big cat :-) The autopsie on the corpse later let the muggles think the victim got attacked by a tiger

Greetings

Killer07 (ah Ranma 1/2 one of my all time favorites but why are good Ranma X Akane storys so hard to find :-( )

Crys replied:

Sorry, don't read Ranma, either.

Killer07 posted a comment on Monday 18th December 2006 8:06pm

One night the friendly Mogwai Gizmo gets wet near the Riddle House. The other Mogwais that get created through this flee into the Riddle House and steal some of Moldyshorts food. Unfortunately for the Dark Dork it is just after midnight and now he has a Gremlin infestation in his house.

Greetings

Killer07

Crys replied:

Thanks.   Bunny added to file.

Twenty-one

Killer07 posted a comment on Monday 18th December 2006 7:56pm

Some Unspeakables believed in Harrys and Dumbledores warning of the Dar Dorks return. To protect the ministry they placed a special portkey and apparation redirection ward for his magical signature. As he appears in the ministry a magical camera takes a picture as proof just before he fells down into the Veil of Death that he appeared above.

Greetings

Killer07

Crys replied:

Thanks.   Bunny added to file.

Twenty

00_Knight posted a comment on Monday 18th December 2006 9:29am

Hey Crys, If it hasn't been used yet or suggested, try sending him to Perfection (Tremors) and have him sucked down by a Graboid! ^_^

darthloki posted a comment on Sunday 17th December 2006 5:04pm

When I was thinking about the Serpensortia spell, I suddenly wondered what would happen if you combined this with the fact that Voldie was possessing snakes at one point...
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On the count of two Draco cast a spell.
Serpensortia! he snapped. Harry yelped at the sight of the snake.
"Reducto!" he screamed, the fear-fuelled curse flying from his wand with enough violence to blast the unfortunate little snake into several pieces.
As his host died, Voldemort wondered exactly why his luck was always so improbably bad when it came to Harry Potter.

Crys replied:

Thanks.   Bunny added to file.

Killer07 posted a comment on Sunday 17th December 2006 12:04am

Harry's Christmas wish is that the world will be finally free of Voldy. Because of this Voldy gets a special present on Christmas from Santa. After trying to open the present it explodes and takes Voldy with him. Outside Santa thinks "They fall always for the old trick with the exploding present. Now Harrys wish is full filed. Time to deliver the rest of the presents."

Greetings

Killer07 (If Harry isn't on the list of the good children i think no one is)

Killer07 posted a comment on Saturday 16th December 2006 11:58pm

Myrte has a crush on Tom since forever. After she finds out Voldy is Tom she begins to haunt him and always asks him if he wants to share her toilet. Voldy gets annoyed an sends a bannishmend charm to Myrte but missed. The spell hits a magical mirror that can reflect most spells amplified. Voldy gets blown away and breaks his neck on the landing. Myrte takes Voldys ghost to her Toilet and for some reason he can't leave it after that anymore. The toilet gets sealed afterwards to protect the children. A happy end for Myrte. She has eternity alone with her love (Even though Voldy doesn't like her and killed her for this reason *EG*)

Greetings

Killer07

Donald McLeod posted a comment on Saturday 16th December 2006 11:49am

I like them.

Patches posted a comment on Saturday 16th December 2006 10:47am

These are great ways to get rid of a "Dork Lard!" Oops, did I spell that wrong? Uh - no!"
I especially like the immortal, and the goblin sollution from vault # 713! Thanks for writing.
pms

Killer07 posted a comment on Saturday 16th December 2006 4:26am

Legends tells from an old powerful magical artifact from the time of atlantis thats amplifies the magic of a wizard. It's told that this artifact was hidden on the moon by the ruling government of atlantis. Because of the wizarding world ignorance of all muggle they don't know the surviving chance of a unprotected person on the moon. Voldy and co. decide to take an old portkey made in the time of atlantis with the destination moon. When they get the portkey they wonder what those strange full body suits mean but ignore them. The rest i think everybode can imagine what happens after they reach the destination :-)

Greetings

Killer07

Crys replied:

Oops.   Didn't mean to respond to this one.

Sorry, didn't use this particular bunny.  

Killer07 posted a comment on Friday 15th December 2006 10:54am

Because of a malfunction in his ship Yoda lands on earth for repairs directly on Hogwarts grounds. He choose this landing point because he detected many young force signatures and thinks its a local Jedi academy. Just in this moment Voldy and co. attack. Yoda decides to defend the school. In the end he redirects the Dark Dorks own killing course back to him.

Greetings

Killer07 (I just love Star Wars. R2 and Yoda are two of my favorites)

Killer07 posted a comment on Friday 15th December 2006 10:45am

Another Borg Cube travels into the past to assimilate the earth population before they could become a danger. They beam first Voldy and some of his DE's on board and assimilate them. Somethink went wrong and Voldemort somehow gets more and more control of the functions the Cube and the Drones after his assimilation. Because of this the Collective decides to self destruct the cube before this anomaly could endanger the Borg collective.

Greetings

Killer07