By Crys
Reviews
scott rockwood posted a comment on Thursday 9th November 2006 11:35am
*falls out of his chair laughing so hard he tosses his lungs* funny stuff :)... one question tho, where did you get the line in #9 about the maze of twisty little passages all alike, if i may ask... email me at boduke9000@aol.com if you choose to answer
Crys replied:
Zork!
Or if you're too young to recognize that answer: Infocom Corp put out a game called Zork back in the days where games were text based. At one point you had to navigate a maze where each room had that exact same description. Imagine wandering for hours where each room looked identical . . .
sanotova posted a comment on Wednesday 1st November 2006 10:09pm
Having snorted, snickered and giggled my way throught this I can only say good work. Hope to see more soon
Killer07 posted a comment on Friday 27th October 2006 9:34pm
Hmm maybe Hermione got an muggle video game Super Mario in Hogwarts running and Hogwarts herself though the Thombs of Super Mario are a good defense. The next time Voldy visits he gets attacket from Koopa's and a Thomb flattens him *EG*
Pwn Master Paladin posted a comment on Friday 13th October 2006 1:57pm
Nice job, truly. Some of these had me absolutely rolling in the floor, especially the ghost busters one.
Here's one that, while not as good as some, I have gotten a laugh out of.
Voldemort stepped up to the house. Apparently the muggle-loving old fool had sent Potter and his friends to get help from a muggle scientest. Brainman, Bernard, no, Brainard! That was it.
He let an evil chuckle escape as he approached. He stepped forward cautiously, before blowing the door open with a curse.
"Time to die Potter! Avada Ked-"
Boing!...THUMP!
Voldemort was cut off as a golf ball, followed closely by a VERY heavy bowling ball, landed on his head. He had time for one last thought before he was sent into the realm of the knocked-out.
Ouch.
Otritzi posted a comment on Friday 29th September 2006 1:51pm
...Voldemort apparates into a crater where Harry's standing. Two seconds later Voldemort's body disintegrates as six fifty caliber bullets strike him from all sides. Afterward Harry's friends walk into up to Harry and smile, shouldering their sniper rifles.
"That went well. I almost expected him to dodge, guess Muggle technology was the power he knew not."
Just a suggestion.
Rebel Goddess posted a comment on Thursday 21st September 2006 2:49am
I thought my favourite would be death by Barney, but I have to say choking to death on a muggle sweet is too brilliant not to get a mention. Ghostbusters & "Accio my blood!" were further favourites. Thanks for clearing up Else-Norway. Nice little ideas, many very very funny.
Shadowstar posted a comment on Tuesday 22nd August 2006 5:53pm
v is in the middle of palying d&d rpg with harry online and when harry's pc kills v's pc v drops dead with every wound harry gave his pc
Treck posted a comment on Monday 14th August 2006 12:36am
Oh My poor Brain...
Did you have to let that thing live?
Thanks!
Crys replied:
Hey, YOU were the one originally complaining that Umbridge hadn't shown up!
Your brain fry is your own fault, Treck. Don't blame me ;)
Treck posted a comment on Wednesday 2nd August 2006 1:44pm
Well done but lacking... 43 deaths and not one mention of Umbridge.
Crys replied:
I would say, "Thanks. Bunny added to file."
But that's not quite the right sentiment.
Let's try, "Your bunny wouldn't leave me alone, damn you. On your head be the consequences. Bunny added to the story."
There, that sounds a little better. What do you think? :)
Stupid Fox posted a comment on Saturday 15th July 2006 12:20pm
i may not be remembering this correctly as i don't have HBP in front of me, but i believe Slughorn said something about overdoses of Felix Felicis having severe adverse effects that might have included death...alternately, something could be done with Polyjuice, or both...maybe if Voldemort polyjuiced into Umbridge and then went through the Forbidden Forest?...or both ^^
Morange posted a comment on Thursday 13th July 2006 6:15pm
for some reason i have a picture in my head of somebody hitting V around the head with a cricket bat. the bad pun being 'thats just not cricket'.
Katherine Summers posted a comment on Thursday 13th July 2006 11:31am
ummmm. i was just reading through these and thought if u would do one where Voldy kinda pops in on one of Harry's B-day parties just when Harry turns around to blow one of those horns, causing Voldemort to die of a heart attack......
just a thought...
Grukal posted a comment on Sunday 2nd July 2006 12:11am
Oh...My....GOD....Can ´t....stop....laughing.....Really good. I mean it. Really good. Keep up the good work
Killer07 posted a comment on Saturday 1st July 2006 3:54am
Hmm another animagus idea. Voldy's form is a cute animal like a bunny etc. He stumbles into a portal to the Tiny Toons world into the arms of Elmyra (the girl that likes animals to much *EG*) and is stuck in his animagus form :-)
Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 28th June 2006 4:28am
Hmm maybe a short scene where Voldy's animagus form is a mouse and McGonagall sometimes chases mice and eats them in her animagus form. She gets Voldy and wonders later why the last mouse she got tasted a little bit strange :-)
Greetings
Killer07
Crys replied:
Thanks. Bunny added to file.
Serendipity posted a comment on Thursday 22nd June 2006 11:58pm
Heh. I know I've read ths before but I can't remember if I've reviewed or not. But I absolutely loved scenes 5 and 15, as well as 18 and 32, and I really, REALLY liked all of the others. Thanks for writing this, it's great.
Cheers,
~*~LIZ
Killer07 posted a comment on Friday 2nd June 2006 10:05pm
Hmm maybe Voldy makes an error in a Ritual. He wanted to summon Great Powers for him to use but instead gets a Person of Great Power. Lina Inverse of the Anime Slayers. As Voldemort has an fit that he wanted to have great Powers and not an flatchestet girl (Extremly dangerous to say in her presence) Lina begins to chant a Dragon Slave Voldemort has some Dragons at his disposal and orders them to eat Lina but the dragons are running away from the dragon spooker :-) The last think he see's is Lina as she sends her Dragon Slave at him
Athena Princess of Darkness posted a comment on Wednesday 31st May 2006 8:14am
Ha! These are very funny. Here's an idea I had:
Lord Voldemort stood looking at the perfectly ordinary, completely unremarkable house that was Number Four Privet Drive. His recent resurrection allowed him to bypass the blood wards around the house.
Today, he would kill Harry Potter once and for all. He hid in the bushes until Mundungus Fletcher was on guard duty. Cautiously, he crept past the snoring drunk and into the house.
The last thing he remembered was a dull thud, and a blinding pain in his head.
Petunia Dursley stood over the fallen wizard, her frying pan in her hand.
"You will NOT track dirt into my house!"
(It's not that good, but meh. Whatever.)
-Athena
RainingFlowers posted a comment on Friday 5th May 2006 4:39am
hmmm, how about something like voldemort eating some kind of sweets, maybe Hagrid's toffee, then suffocating because he doesn't have a nose and his mouth is stuck together?
Or maybe, in a raid on the full moon, voldie stupidly decided to check on the raid and so got devoured by a werewolf?
Killer07 posted a comment on Tuesday 28th November 2006 8:27am
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