Rick Gale posted a comment on Thursday 2nd March 2006 6:28am for One to Fifty

If only it were that easy! A great bit of writing.

Aaran St Vines posted a comment on Thursday 2nd March 2006 5:31am for One to Fifty

This was incredibly fun, unique, and clever.

I particularly liked the first - being run over by the Knight Bus.

Bells posted a comment on Thursday 2nd March 2006 5:06am for One to Fifty

Death by falling vending machine?
death by accidental electricution? (ie was in the shower/bath and the hair dryer/toaster/other electrical applience fell in..)
death by some STD?
death because voldie is left handed?
died trying to catch road runner? (RR has some invincible something...)
crushed by a falling chandelier?
suggestion: about the one where voldie dies trying to swim across the pool, perhaps instead he dives in and cracks his head open on the bottom of the pool.

Bells posted a comment on Thursday 2nd March 2006 4:37am for One to Fifty

HYSTERICAL! I'm at school right now, and having just read this, I may get kicked out. I may have possibly laughed REALLY loud when I was reading, leading to my abrupt departure...

WONDERFUL. I actually have a list at home of ideas, I'll see what I can find and review again.

Rocky235 posted a comment on Thursday 2nd March 2006 4:20am for One to Fifty

They were all good, but the Knight Bus was my favorite.

Tommy posted a comment on Thursday 2nd March 2006 3:55am for One to Fifty

- The brat had hidden in this building, he was sure of it. Voldemort walked stealthily towards the modern-sized building, ignoring the squeeking of his bunny-slippers. His tracking charm had found Potter while he was taking an afternoon nap, and he'd had no time to slip into his robes; the slippers' and heart-decorated pink pyjama would have to do... Entering the building the Dark Lord took a look around, but saw nothing suspicious... There, inside the closest door, was Harry Potter with a bunch of muggles, all dressed up in some white funny clothings. The Dark Lord snickered; he had him this time... now, in three he would spring into the room and kill his nemesis; One... two... tree...

He never noticed the sign above the door; Shaolin Style Kung-Fu... And in a small and lit room in Little Hangleton, on a desk, a muggle found a strange black stick with the inscriptions; Belongs to Lord Voldemort (with the crossed out words 'Tom loves Myrtle' at the top).

- ;) Just couldn't help it; had to write one of my own :P

Do update this little chappie; I really liked it, and had a few good laughs.

Tommy L.
aka
Fanfix

fanfix(a)start.no

Crys replied:

Thanks. Scene added to the file.

TomokiG posted a comment on Thursday 2nd March 2006 3:29am for One to Fifty

Well... that was fun!... definitely fun!

°TomokiG °

Viridian posted a comment on Thursday 2nd March 2006 2:56am for One to Fifty

LOL, Luna legilimency feedback and 'The Glock' made an appearance... heh!

How about "Death by British Soccer Fans?" I guarantee you, there is no way he could stop that many angry Manchester United fans with his wand, and his ego won't let him apparate away from Muggles. It's his own damn fault for chasing Harry through the stadium and interrupting their game...

Crys replied:

Bunny added to file. Thanks.

Chris1 posted a comment on Thursday 2nd March 2006 2:19am for One to Fifty

ROFLROFLROFL

Agent Kay and Jay ^_^ hehe

Good story ^_^

Nenagh posted a comment on Wednesday 1st March 2006 10:28pm for One to Fifty

::Wipes tears from eyes:: That was hysterical! I really loved the Luna one, I could just see that being the last part of book 7! I hope you'll have more because these ones are awesome!

~Nenagh

Alexander1 posted a comment on Wednesday 1st March 2006 7:59pm for One to Fifty

-shifty- Voldemort gets transported into the land of Teletubbies/Care Bears....

Crys replied:

ACK! That's too evil even for me!

Finbar posted a comment on Wednesday 1st March 2006 7:11pm for One to Fifty

Else Norway??? Huh?

Ways for Voldie to Die...
(Humour prefered i assume?)

Drop power lines on him
Sucked into the engine of a jet plane.
Spilching due to wards renders him helpless...
Rabid Weasels in the trousers...
Magic is interchangeable, Thus you can do one form of magic with another. Introducing the Patronus Potion..Bottoms Up!
Neville, in his beserk rampage, while killing Bellatrix, accidently cuts Voldie in half with hagrid's huge axe.

Crys replied:

Else-Norway is an anagram for Ron Weasley.

Two bunnies used. Thanks, Finbar.

Regress posted a comment on Wednesday 1st March 2006 12:36pm for One to Fifty

Well there's always the Harry's animagus form is something like a nundu or dragon, but that's not very funny...

I always figured Harry could just go out and buy a baby (or just smaller) deadly poisonous snake. One of the REALLY deadly ones, like a Coral snake, a Gaboon Viper, a Black Mamba, or an Australian Inland Taipan. Of course you could go with a magical one like a Basilisk or a Runespoor. Something that kills quickly and nastily, neurotoxic and paralytic idealy. Black Mambas are good for that, their venom is neurotoxic, causes paralysis, and 100% deadly without anti-venom. He could just tell it to go hide in Voldemort's toilet and bite him in the crotch when he's on the crapper and let him die of poisoning. It could probably get in by meeting up with Nagini and telling Nagini that it wants to serve the dark lord or something if it couldn't get by the wards. Hell it could eat Wormtail on the way out. Better, yet, he could get a couple and send them together. Each would be nasty alone but getting 4 different simultaneous deadly snakes bites on the crotch and buttocks just as Volde's about to drop a log would be a really nasty way to go. It would be pretty hard to counteract too as their symptoms would overlap leaving them with no real way of telling what he'd been bitten by and how to cure him, beyond a very strong general poison cure all.

Hehe, I may (may because for all I know someone's already suggested it) be creative, but I'm no writer unfortunately, or I'd give actually writing the ficlet a shot.

Great idea for a story, some of them are really funny. The Nightbus is one of my favourites. I always wondered how the charms on that thing work, I mean just lifting your wand a certain way would summon it, how do people no have it crashing into their homes and businesses just from people doing it accidentally?

hedwig_edwiges posted a comment on Wednesday 1st March 2006 12:34pm for One to Fifty

well, it is evil funny. There is a classic from the original ST series: Voldemort can die burried and alergic to pygmi puffs. Or run down for the fan girls trying to reach Harry. Anyway, stupid ideas...

Crys replied:

Voldemort meets puffskein added to the file. Thanks for the idea.

Evan Mayerle posted a comment on Wednesday 1st March 2006 12:07pm for One to Fifty

*Snort* Definitely not to be read at work during working hours as your co-workers look at you rather strangely. Great laughs, too.

Heh, it's the final confrontation and as Harry and Voldemort face off, Harry hands him a handgun (writer's choice of which) and asks his opinion. Not being familiar with muggle items, Voldemort looks down the barrel and pulls the trigger.

Zarz posted a comment on Wednesday 1st March 2006 11:43am for One to Fifty

I love it! And thinking about it for a while, I have a number of other ways for Lord Voldemort to die. Perhaps you can split this into multiple chapters, which each chapter having 10-20 ways for him to die, and keep going until you get to 1001 or people stop sending in suggestions. Anyway, mine are as follows. Please feel free to use them or not as you please, and expand on them as much as neccessary. First, Voldemort could be killed when some contractors decide to tear down the Riddle House, using dinamite. Or firefighters could set the house on fire to practice putting it out, but because they're new, they don't do very well. Or, a little more esoteric, Voldemort could try to drain all the surrounding area of magic to cast a spell to destroy Harry. Sadly, that means his body, which is only held together by magic, is also destroyed. Or bank robbers could try to hide from the police in the Riddle House (Voldemort having forgotten to renew the Muggle Notice-me-not charms). Voldemort and co. torture and/or kill them, of course, so when the police arrive they assume the Death Eaters and Voldemort are the robbers and shoot them resisting arrest. Or someone could come to their senses and simply sneak up and behead Voldemort. Or he could be standing by the edge of a cliff during a battle and someone could push him off. There are, frankly, a whole lot of ways for Voldemort to die. Thank you so much for some well-needed laughs. My sister and I both hope to see a lot more of your humor ficlets. Best of luck, and please, keep writing!

James16 posted a comment on Wednesday 1st March 2006 11:34am for One to Fifty

My god, You really need to find something else to do. That was f**king hilarious

Musings of Apathy posted a comment on Wednesday 1st March 2006 11:33am for One to Fifty

Excellent. I loved them all, especially:

"What happened?" Remus eventually asked after peering at the confusing scene for a full two minutes.

Harry looked up, grinning in a way that even the former Marauder found disturbing. "He's going to spend the rest of his life believing he's a six year old muggle girl."

"Could someone please braid my hair?" Lord Voldemort asked in an innocent, high pitched voice.

Incredible.

Mike.

Crys replied:

My muse was watching X-Men . . .

M posted a comment on Wednesday 1st March 2006 11:09am for One to Fifty

Hmm...23 down 978 to go...that could take a while.

QOShea posted a comment on Wednesday 1st March 2006 10:59am for One to Fifty

Funnily enough, I have the SAME vice! Damn those twisty passages that all look alike!