Stupid Fox posted a comment on Saturday 15th July 2006 12:20pm for One to Fifty

i may not be remembering this correctly as i don't have HBP in front of me, but i believe Slughorn said something about overdoses of Felix Felicis having severe adverse effects that might have included death...alternately, something could be done with Polyjuice, or both...maybe if Voldemort polyjuiced into Umbridge and then went through the Forbidden Forest?...or both ^^

Morange posted a comment on Thursday 13th July 2006 6:15pm for One to Fifty

for some reason i have a picture in my head of somebody hitting V around the head with a cricket bat. the bad pun being 'thats just not cricket'.

Katherine Summers posted a comment on Thursday 13th July 2006 11:31am for One to Fifty

ummmm. i was just reading through these and thought if u would do one where Voldy kinda pops in on one of Harry's B-day parties just when Harry turns around to blow one of those horns, causing Voldemort to die of a heart attack......

just a thought...

Grukal posted a comment on Sunday 2nd July 2006 12:11am for One to Fifty

Oh...My....GOD....Can ´t....stop....laughing.....Really good. I mean it. Really good. Keep up the good work

Killer07 posted a comment on Saturday 1st July 2006 3:54am for One to Fifty

Hmm another animagus idea. Voldy's form is a cute animal like a bunny etc. He stumbles into a portal to the Tiny Toons world into the arms of Elmyra (the girl that likes animals to much *EG*) and is stuck in his animagus form :-)

Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 28th June 2006 4:28am for One to Fifty

Hmm maybe a short scene where Voldy's animagus form is a mouse and McGonagall sometimes chases mice and eats them in her animagus form. She gets Voldy and wonders later why the last mouse she got tasted a little bit strange :-)

Greetings

Killer07

Crys replied:

Thanks.   Bunny added to file.

Serendipity posted a comment on Thursday 22nd June 2006 11:58pm for One to Fifty

Heh. I know I've read ths before but I can't remember if I've reviewed or not. But I absolutely loved scenes 5 and 15, as well as 18 and 32, and I really, REALLY liked all of the others. Thanks for writing this, it's great.

Cheers,
~*~LIZ

Killer07 posted a comment on Friday 2nd June 2006 10:05pm for One to Fifty

Hmm maybe Voldy makes an error in a Ritual. He wanted to summon Great Powers for him to use but instead gets a Person of Great Power. Lina Inverse of the Anime Slayers. As Voldemort has an fit that he wanted to have great Powers and not an flatchestet girl (Extremly dangerous to say in her presence) Lina begins to chant a Dragon Slave Voldemort has some Dragons at his disposal and orders them to eat Lina but the dragons are running away from the dragon spooker :-) The last think he see's is Lina as she sends her Dragon Slave at him

Athena Princess of Darkness posted a comment on Wednesday 31st May 2006 8:14am for One to Fifty

Ha! These are very funny. Here's an idea I had:

Lord Voldemort stood looking at the perfectly ordinary, completely unremarkable house that was Number Four Privet Drive. His recent resurrection allowed him to bypass the blood wards around the house.

Today, he would kill Harry Potter once and for all. He hid in the bushes until Mundungus Fletcher was on guard duty. Cautiously, he crept past the snoring drunk and into the house.

The last thing he remembered was a dull thud, and a blinding pain in his head.

Petunia Dursley stood over the fallen wizard, her frying pan in her hand.

"You will NOT track dirt into my house!"

(It's not that good, but meh. Whatever.)

-Athena

RainingFlowers posted a comment on Friday 5th May 2006 4:39am for One to Fifty

hmmm, how about something like voldemort eating some kind of sweets, maybe Hagrid's toffee, then suffocating because he doesn't have a nose and his mouth is stuck together?
Or maybe, in a raid on the full moon, voldie stupidly decided to check on the raid and so got devoured by a werewolf?

Charmed : ) posted a comment on Friday 28th April 2006 6:46am for One to Fifty

It would be funny if you had Molly weasley fussing over Voldemort and force-feeding him to death.

ShadeHawk posted a comment on Monday 10th April 2006 2:04pm for One to Fifty

YABI (Yet Another Bunny Idea): Hastur, "Him Who Is Not to be Named" (one of the Great Old Ones of Lovecraftian Cthulu Mythos), takes exception to Voldemort using similar nickname, 'He Who Must Not Be Named.'

Zarz posted a comment on Wednesday 5th April 2006 12:01pm for One to Fifty

I love it! I also had some more ideas, based on Viridian's Nightmares of Futures Past, in which Neville suggests using mandrakes to kill garden pests. Why doesn't someone just put on a pair of earmuffs and apparate right next to Voldemort while carrying a mandrake? Or, if there are anti-apparation wards, then Snape could just come rushing in Voldemort's presence with a "time-sensitive potion" or some such, wearing a disillusioned pair of earmuffs and holding a disillusioned and silenced mandrake, then, when he's in the middle of Voldemort and all the death eaters, finite incantum the mandrake, and no more death eaters!

Crys replied:

Thanks.   Bunny added to the story.

Highschool Nerd posted a comment on Saturday 1st April 2006 4:11pm for One to Fifty

So funny! I had tears running down my face!

ShadeHawk posted a comment on Sunday 26th March 2006 2:41am for One to Fifty

The *meow* comment was about Sluggy Freelance story: http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=000626

And about possible deaths of Voldemort: to quote Kinsfire's Paradigm Shift, Chapter 14:

He found himself suddenly before Draco Malfoy, whose wand was aimed directly at his head. His own staff was not in a position to fire a spell that would do any good. "Well, Potty, when it comes to the end, it looks as if you’ve made things much easier. Voldemort was just a little crazy. Now, drop the stick, and stand and face me like the stupid Gryffindor you are."

The staff struck the ground with a sound loud enough that it actually stopped the fighting nearby. "Now, Potter, you die. I have to thank you for killing off the crazy, but now someone better will step into his shoes." He smirked. "Like, oh, me for example. Avada Keda…."

Draco never finished the spell as the back of his skull exploded outward. Harry stood before him with the pistol aimed where the falling body’s head used to be. "That’s the problem with that spell. Takes too long to cast, arsehole." He looked and discovered that Narcissa Malfoy had been right behind her son, and was now wearing his blood and brains on her skin and robes.

My favourites are: Knight Bus, missed Bellatrix anniversary, maze of twisty little passages all alike, could someone please braid my hair, Voldemort boggart, Voldemord crushed under killed Vernon, Legillimens on Luna, power of love: orgy with you and fifteen girls, allergy to puffskein, too small cauldron, football game riot, Accio my blood!, Voldemort as cockroach Animagus.

--
ShadeHawk

Crys replied:

I rather liked Kinsfire's answer to the problem, too.   But that was his and not mine,so I can't copy it over.

Mouse posted a comment on Tuesday 21st March 2006 12:55pm for One to Fifty

This is quite amusing.

Killer07 posted a comment on Thursday 16th March 2006 10:19pm for One to Fifty

LOL this is really good.
Maybe Voldy could have a run in with the Ghostbusters :-)

Crys replied:

This one grew on me :)

Thanks.   Bunny added to the story.

jb238 posted a comment on Friday 10th March 2006 11:25pm for One to Fifty

I was recently thinking about a general ending for all the unfinished HPFF stories out there. Something that fulfills the prophecy ("have to die at the hand of the other"), is short, surprising, funny and fits many possible stories. Looks like you have collected a good few <g>

brad posted a comment on Friday 10th March 2006 2:06pm for One to Fifty

Ah, the "maze of twisty passages, all alike" ... NOSTALGIA POWERS, ACTIVATE! Plugh! XYZZY!

ThadiusZho posted a comment on Wednesday 8th March 2006 9:52pm for One to Fifty

Great Deaths all around...

Here's another one:

While fighting, Moldie goes to AK Harry, but Harry pushes his arm upwards, and the AK is shot vertically.

Harry says something like "What goes up must come down" and the AK drops on Moldie...

Zho

Crys replied:

Bunny added to file. Thanks.