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1001 Deaths of Lord Voldemort
Fifty-one to One Hundred

By Crys

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Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 12:39am for Fifty-one to One Hundred

And another Indiana Jones Bunny. On the search for the Hocruxes Harry and Dumbledore always sind the locations emptied. Research brings forth the info that Indiana Jones got the Hocruxes and after he found out how evil those thinks are he destroyed them (Try to keep this muggle out of some secured location ;-) ) because Voldy split his soul one time to much he needs at least one intact Hocrux to live and at the moment Indy destroyed the last Hocrux Voldy fells over dead.

Greetings

Killer07 (Damm i'm really in the mood to watch the movies but my mother lives >300km away....)

Crys replied:

That's what Blockbuster or Hollywood Video is for ;)

amulder posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 12:31am for Fifty-one to One Hundred

Bunny...

- GoF -> Pettigrew has the flames under the cauldron set a *little* too high when he puts Voldemort in it

- GoF -> Frank had been trying to deal with the snake problem on the old estate, so when Voldemort killed him the poison flew out of his hands and landed on Voldemort. Smelled yummy and tasty to Nagini...

- Death by chocolate -> the first chocolate was examined carefully. So was the second, and third. Unfortunately for Tom, it was the 12th chocolate that had the poison in it. Of course he wasn't in his full faculties by that time, considering the double-strong brandy inside each chocolate. Up on the mantle the ... white ... postal owl, which had delivered the chocolates, regarded the scene.

- Death by chocolate #2 - The wards were hardened against owls, apparition, portkeys, weapons, rocks... pretty much anything but food. Tom laughed at his attackers. Of course, Chocolate is food, and if you deep freeze it, it is pretty hard also, and if you accelerate it fast enough... well even that will hurt a bit...

- Death by chocolate #3 - Tom lead his DE's through the Hershey factory. Harry was in the rafters, holding the remote control that tipped over the 10,000 liter vat of hot liquid chocolate. Ginny later berated Harry for using the Dark chocolate instead of the Milk chocolate. The price of chocolate frogs doubled.

- Nobody told Voldemort that Harry had taken up skydiving, and the homing portkey did it's thing...


- Nobody told Voldemort that Harry was visiting Charlie at the dragon reservation in Bulgaria, and the home portkey did it's thing...

- Nobody told Voldemort that Harry had taken up scuba diving, and the homing portkey did it's thing...

- Nobody told Voldemort that Harry had taken up Running with the Bulls, and the homing portkey did it's thing...

- Nobody told Voldemort that Harry had taken up whitewater rafting...

- Nobody told Voldemort that Harry had bought himself a helicopter ride over Kilauea...

- The Power the Dark Lord Knows Not ... it's love. We all know that. But Harry found out that it wasn't that people loved him, or he loved people, or his parents or Sirius, or Ginny or anything like that. No, Harry learned that he was a sort of broadcasting empath and could basically force people to fall in love. (Not with him though, God does have a sense of humour, not to mention giving Harry a conscience.) - So first there were the 500 ferrets that were in love with Voldemort. That had been uncomfortable. Next were the vampire bats. That had cost him Lucius. Next was Snape and Draco. That one had almost backfired on Harry. But the Acromantulas were next, and that cost Tommy Draco, Bellatrix, and Macnair, which made up or the last event. But this was taking too long so next was the double whammy of dragons and giants. No one heard from Voldemort again after that. But to be sure, it was five years before the quarantine was lifted on the ... ground zero. But no one really wanted to go in there. So in the end Harry just bought up the land and turned it into a dragon reservation. Hagrid and Charlie were tickled pink.

best,
...art

Crys replied:

Thanks.   Four bunnies added to file and that last one saved for possible use in a dream chapter.

Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 12:26am for Fifty-one to One Hundred

Voldemort and his Deathmunchers entered Hogwarts by force. But Hogwarts doesn't like bad people harming her children. The result is that the staircase that they use suddenly disappears and they fell down a long way...

Greetings

Killer07

PS: If i get constantly attacked by those bunnys the nummer 1001 seems a realistic goals. *tries to keep the 1001 plot bunny's at bay*

Crys replied:

Thanks.   Bunny added to file.

Fifteen

Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 12:19am for Fifty-one to One Hundred

Ash Ketchum on his Pokemon Journey gets in the middle of a duel between Harry and Voldy. Voldy attacks Ash. Ash survives the attack but Pikachu is really angry and attacks Voldy with a BIG thunder attack.

Greetings

Killer07 (The magnet for strange plot Bunny's)

Killer07 posted a comment on Tuesday 12th December 2006 11:56pm for Fifty-one to One Hundred

In their second year Harry befriended with the basilisk. Turns out that the Basilisk didn't like the killing of innocents and Harry was a much more like able friend thatn Tom. The result is that Harry has the help of the Basilisk in the final battle.

Greetings

Killer07

Crys replied:

Thanks.   Bunny added to file.

Fourteen

Tommy posted a comment on Tuesday 12th December 2006 9:55pm for Fifty-one to One Hundred

When Tom Marvolo Riddle, at age sixteen, stepped into the Chamber of Secrets, he missed the sign that said;

"'Lookout' for the basilisk".

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Lord Voldemort, during Harry's second year at Hogwarts, learned quickly why you didn't want to be sucked into the old exhaust of a Ford Anglia, while he visited the Forbidden Forest. Especially an alive one.

And Arthur Weasley would later always wonder why his old car made painfilled cries when he drove it.

Voldemort now understood the saying; "Bad cars gives a headache".

Tommy L. aka fanfix

Update soon!

Crys replied:

Thanks.   Two bunnies added to file.

Killer07 posted a comment on Tuesday 12th December 2006 8:31pm for Fifty-one to One Hundred

Voldemort and his followers enter some ancient ruins to get some magical artifacts. Suddenly a well known muggle runs to the exit. While the DE thinks what meant this Voldemort thinks "Oh shit hopefully Indiana Jones didn't find the artifacts but why is he running?" in the next moment they see a giant bulder rolling in their way.

Greetings

Killer07 (Damm why did i leave the Indiana Jones DVD's at my mothers home when i moved out)

Crys replied:

Thanks.   Bunny added to file.

Thirteen

David Thacker posted a comment on Tuesday 12th December 2006 7:34pm for Fifty-one to One Hundred

Here is one a DE or Voldey drinks Nitro when runnig after Harry through a lab and the drinker falls and gose boom {DE falls on Vodey}.Or some thing like that.Also Killero7 means Scuroge McDuck.

Crys replied:

Thanks.   Bunny added to file.

jilumasam posted a comment on Tuesday 12th December 2006 4:02pm for Fifty-one to One Hundred

Fun!!!

Orion posted a comment on Tuesday 12th December 2006 3:49pm for Fifty-one to One Hundred

Love the fic, though i think there was an upload error.

Crys replied:

[looks at the chapter]

Looks okay to me.   There are only 54 "ways" so far, if that's what you meant.   I add to the chapters as more ideas come to me or are sent.

If you see something else wrong, please let me know.

loralee posted a comment on Tuesday 12th December 2006 2:28pm for Fifty-one to One Hundred

There can be only one! lol, do dinosaurs respond to parseltongue? Great work, more please.