darthloki posted a comment on Sunday 17th December 2006 5:04pm for Fifty-one to One Hundred

When I was thinking about the Serpensortia spell, I suddenly wondered what would happen if you combined this with the fact that Voldie was possessing snakes at one point...
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On the count of two Draco cast a spell.
Serpensortia! he snapped. Harry yelped at the sight of the snake.
"Reducto!" he screamed, the fear-fuelled curse flying from his wand with enough violence to blast the unfortunate little snake into several pieces.
As his host died, Voldemort wondered exactly why his luck was always so improbably bad when it came to Harry Potter.

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Killer07 posted a comment on Sunday 17th December 2006 12:04am for Fifty-one to One Hundred

Harry's Christmas wish is that the world will be finally free of Voldy. Because of this Voldy gets a special present on Christmas from Santa. After trying to open the present it explodes and takes Voldy with him. Outside Santa thinks "They fall always for the old trick with the exploding present. Now Harrys wish is full filed. Time to deliver the rest of the presents."

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Killer07 (If Harry isn't on the list of the good children i think no one is)

Killer07 posted a comment on Saturday 16th December 2006 11:58pm for Fifty-one to One Hundred

Myrte has a crush on Tom since forever. After she finds out Voldy is Tom she begins to haunt him and always asks him if he wants to share her toilet. Voldy gets annoyed an sends a bannishmend charm to Myrte but missed. The spell hits a magical mirror that can reflect most spells amplified. Voldy gets blown away and breaks his neck on the landing. Myrte takes Voldys ghost to her Toilet and for some reason he can't leave it after that anymore. The toilet gets sealed afterwards to protect the children. A happy end for Myrte. She has eternity alone with her love (Even though Voldy doesn't like her and killed her for this reason *EG*)

Greetings

Killer07

Donald McLeod posted a comment on Saturday 16th December 2006 11:49am for Fifty-one to One Hundred

I like them.

Patches posted a comment on Saturday 16th December 2006 10:47am for Fifty-one to One Hundred

These are great ways to get rid of a "Dork Lard!" Oops, did I spell that wrong? Uh - no!"
I especially like the immortal, and the goblin sollution from vault # 713! Thanks for writing.
pms

Killer07 posted a comment on Saturday 16th December 2006 4:26am for Fifty-one to One Hundred

Legends tells from an old powerful magical artifact from the time of atlantis thats amplifies the magic of a wizard. It's told that this artifact was hidden on the moon by the ruling government of atlantis. Because of the wizarding world ignorance of all muggle they don't know the surviving chance of a unprotected person on the moon. Voldy and co. decide to take an old portkey made in the time of atlantis with the destination moon. When they get the portkey they wonder what those strange full body suits mean but ignore them. The rest i think everybode can imagine what happens after they reach the destination :-)

Greetings

Killer07

Crys replied:

Oops.   Didn't mean to respond to this one.

Sorry, didn't use this particular bunny.  

Killer07 posted a comment on Friday 15th December 2006 10:54am for Fifty-one to One Hundred

Because of a malfunction in his ship Yoda lands on earth for repairs directly on Hogwarts grounds. He choose this landing point because he detected many young force signatures and thinks its a local Jedi academy. Just in this moment Voldy and co. attack. Yoda decides to defend the school. In the end he redirects the Dark Dorks own killing course back to him.

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Killer07 (I just love Star Wars. R2 and Yoda are two of my favorites)

Killer07 posted a comment on Friday 15th December 2006 10:45am for Fifty-one to One Hundred

Another Borg Cube travels into the past to assimilate the earth population before they could become a danger. They beam first Voldy and some of his DE's on board and assimilate them. Somethink went wrong and Voldemort somehow gets more and more control of the functions the Cube and the Drones after his assimilation. Because of this the Collective decides to self destruct the cube before this anomaly could endanger the Borg collective.

Greetings

Killer07

Killer07 posted a comment on Thursday 14th December 2006 12:04am for Fifty-one to One Hundred

Voldemort finds in his Quest for immortality a Ritual that when performed a short time before turning bestows a vampire with protection from the sun. He performs the Ritual and lets himself be turned into a vampire. Now freshly turned he gets immediately confronted with the biggest enemy of the Vampires. Blade comes for a visit to exterminate the vampires in the area. That i would call bad timing for Voldy :-)

Greetings

Killer07

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Nineteen

Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 11:59pm for Fifty-one to One Hundred

Voldemort tries for the first time to fly a broom. But hit first try is worse than Neville's and so he breaks his neck in the crash.
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Wolverine is on Hollidays in England and sees Voldy and co attacking and killing some muggles. He decides to help. Unfortunately for Voldy and co Wolverines regenerative powers are strong enough to withstand even the Killing Curse and other things like cutting curses only annoy him. In short time all Wands are destroyed some DE's are missing a hand or two and some are death like Voldy.

Greetings

Killer07 (A wonder two Bunnys attacked me at the same time normally they wait until i posted one bunny)

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Eighteen

milk posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 1:23pm for Fifty-one to One Hundred

those were particularly painful; but fast at least. well, maybe not the whomping willow or being buried alive. more pls.

Musings of Apathy posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 1:11pm for Fifty-one to One Hundred

Great. I hadn't read most of the first fifty, so I reread the whole first chapter. Excellent collection.

Mike (MoA)

Little Flower Princess posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 1:10pm for Fifty-one to One Hundred

Ooooh! That was good! These are all sooooo funny!

I got a good one!

Voldemort watches a disney movie and dies of laughter.

Does that sound funny?

L.F.P

Ken Warner posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 9:54am for Fifty-one to One Hundred

quite like # 54 - inserting them into magma should be adequate even with horcruces - after all - by the time the component atoms manage to work their way to a volcanic vent, from under London, even magical objects would have the time to deteriorate.
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Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 7:33am for Fifty-one to One Hundred

Voldemort plans to attack Diagon Alley. His portkey transfers him into the backroom of the Bookstore. Unfortunately for him a fresh delivery of the Monster Book of Monsters Second Edition came early and he lands directly on those books. Unfortunately Voldy didn't have Hagrid as Care for Magical Creatures teacher and because of this he doesn't know how to tame this books.

Greetings

Killer07

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Seventeen

Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 3:52am for Fifty-one to One Hundred

Voldemort hears through his spys that a important secret conference will be held. He waits in the area where the involved parties want to meet. The only things that he didn't know this is a meeting between the antareans and the MiB and he waits invisible at the landing point of the antarean shuttle. After the conference the antareans wonder on their mothership how those blood stains got on the shuttle.

Greetings

Killer07(Damm the same problem with the MiB DVD like with the Indiana Jones DVD's....)

Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 2:44am for Fifty-one to One Hundred

Voldemort cornered Harry to kill him.

"Are you prepared to die Potter?" the Dark Lord asked.

"Hmm i wanted to show you first something i learned this summer Tom." Harry answered.

"And what would that be? As if you could learn anything to beat me in such a short time." The Dark Lord laughed.

With that Harry transformed into his Animagus form a Hungarian Horntail. Unfortunately for Voldemort a Dragon can't be beaten with the Avada Kedavra of a single person because their scales are a very good protection.

Greetings

Killer07 (Today the Bunny's decided a mass attack i think)

Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 2:03am for Fifty-one to One Hundred

Naruto developed the Sexy No-Jutsu especial for perverts. He transforms through an illusion into the form of a naked girl and causes strong instant nose bleeds for most males that get confronted with this technique. I don't think Voldy and co can survive a nose bleed strong enough to propel them backwarts ;-)

Greetings

Killer07

Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 1:48am for Fifty-one to One Hundred

Voldemort tortures some muggle children and Harry for the fun of it. This gets witnessed by a Muggle with the name Bruce Banner. Bruce gets really angry and really green....

Greetings

Killer07

PS: Do you have somethink like ICQ etc?

Crys replied:

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Sixteen

And no, no ICQ, no chat id, no AIM username or anything of the sort.

Killer07 posted a comment on Wednesday 13th December 2006 1:24am for Fifty-one to One Hundred

Harry pays the Ninja Village Konohagakure for an assassination mission of Voldemort. Naruto gets this mission assigned and attacks Voldemort with his patented Sexy No-Jutsu. The cause of death of Voldy and hist Followers that where with him at this time is diagnosed as massive blood loss through the nose.

Greetings

Killer07

Crys replied:

Sorry, I don't read Naruto.