Alice Zecco posted a comment on Wednesday 7th October 2009 7:40am for Books 1 through 5

Loved this!

Puck1 posted a comment on Tuesday 27th November 2007 2:42pm for Books 1 through 5

Go for it!!

Here's this line if you want to use it:

Snivillus, must I put up with your snivilling for one more class?

Said by anyone.

squidtamer posted a comment on Tuesday 16th October 2007 11:39am for Books 1 through 5

Fairly Amusing. About half made me laugh. A damn good hit record for anyone without knowing about each other.

I'll be waiting to see the rest.

Puidwen posted a comment on Tuesday 4th September 2007 5:12am for Books 1 through 5

i liked it

Minerva Granger posted a comment on Wednesday 1st August 2007 4:39pm for Books 1 through 5

Why stop at HBP? I want snide responses from DH as well!

hahaheeheehaha posted a comment on Tuesday 22nd May 2007 7:45am for Books 1 through 5

lol so funny i was falling out of my chair :P my friends think im crazy now but who doesnt? :P i find it funny how most are related to malfoy and/or crabbe/goyle (theyre basically one person anyway :P)

Katey posted a comment on Friday 12th January 2007 10:29am for Books 1 through 5

Oh dear jesus on rye. if only JKR had given the trio a sense of comedic timing. i would love them so much more. that is brilliant. absolutely brilliant. maybe when the books are all finished, and all the snide comments have been written for them, you can add instructions to the bottom of the updates for reading the insults in context. New and Improved Team Gryffindor: Now complete with biting wit and a sense of humor!

Roberta Johnson posted a comment on Friday 1st December 2006 3:51pm for Books 1 through 5

"The Snape Loathing Scale" Love It!

Mikkun posted a comment on Wednesday 1st November 2006 5:44am for Books 1 through 5

*snickers* LOVE IT! Sarcastic and Witty Golden Trio, even Ron's on the uptake! what a plot twist! XD

Rebel Goddess posted a comment on Saturday 16th September 2006 8:23pm for Books 1 through 5

This is incredibly funny. I loved the ones aimed at Draco and his goons best. Exceptionally good.

Ivy_Snowe posted a comment on Sunday 27th August 2006 5:58pm for Books 1 through 5

Those were brilliant. Personally I cracked up when I read that line in HBP. Of course my mother didn't find it as funny, because hysterical laughing at 3 in the morning isn't really appreciated comedy. Cheers.

~Ivy

Brad Crawford posted a comment on Sunday 7th May 2006 7:19am for Books 1 through 5

i loved the anecdotes os far i hope to see more please!

Serendipity posted a comment on Monday 13th February 2006 1:32pm for Books 1 through 5

Too bad JKR couldn't have used those lines. They'd have greatly improved the humor aspect of the stories. :D

Do another?

Cheers!
~*~LIZ

Crys replied:

After I finish Scion, I plan on adding to this one with comments from HBP.

Though JKR did one already.

"You don't have to call me, 'sir,' Professor."

Lira posted a comment on Tuesday 10th January 2006 2:46am for Books 1 through 5

Oh dear! *laughs so hard she can barely type* I love those! I hope you aren't completely finished with them but update them occasionnally when you can think of a new one. - I'd absolutely love to read more along those lines!
Love the diary-one in particular! More like this!

Jamie46 posted a comment on Thursday 17th November 2005 2:06am for Books 1 through 5

hahahhahahaha, oh dear, if only it HAD gone like that O:-) :-D hehehehe

Machiavelli Jr posted a comment on Monday 31st October 2005 10:12am for Books 1 through 5

You have a knack for snark. Any chance of some HBP ones - I thought of dozens whilst reading and most of the chapters would be improved by Harry remembering the art of cracking wise in the face of certain death, which is necessary to a really top-drawer Hero.

Joanna posted a comment on Sunday 2nd October 2005 12:18pm for Books 1 through 5

That's funny! It cheered me up!