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Shadowdog posted a comment on Friday 9th September 2016 10:08pm for Finite Totalus

You had to make Ron comment on Draco.... That is Dracine.. Being hot lol

Crys replied:

Of  course  I did! :)

David Thacker posted a comment on Saturday 27th November 2010 3:53am for Finite Totalus

There is so much that you could do with this spell.Like kill Riddle or just who knows.I am suggesting that you give other writers permission to use it in there stories.It would be funny.

Crys replied:

I have a standing offer to anyone who wants to use ideas. I don't recall anyone asking to use this one, though.

Glad you liked it.

Abraxan posted a comment on Friday 10th September 2010 4:44am for Finite Totalus

I have to agree with Euphemism - that's priceless! What a hoot! Well done!


Prongs1977 posted a comment on Wednesday 19th November 2008 1:37pm for Finite Totalus

Barclay's card - some things galleons CAN'T buy.

dogbertcarroll posted a comment on Wednesday 24th September 2008 3:35am for Finite Totalus


That was evil! I just had a thought, I wonder if their is a reverse version of that potion and what would happen if that spell was cast of Ginny.

squidtamer posted a comment on Tuesday 16th October 2007 2:53pm for Finite Totalus

LOL! This was good. Very Good.

Actually I think the perfect end to this would be
Ron or Harry trying to get Malfoy to go out with them. Or better yet perhaps Seamus.

Eric Oppen posted a comment on Sunday 30th September 2007 2:16pm for Finite Totalus

This deserves to be run with. Draco Malfoy, now a girl? I can see Millicent Bulstrode smiling evilly as she helps "Draca" fit into her new role..."No, dear, you've got to move differently. Right now, you strut through the halls like you were a guy or something." Meanwhile, she's savoring every second of the situation.

bgoldnyxnet posted a comment on Friday 28th September 2007 4:43am for Finite Totalus

Hah! It's scary when the review is funnier than the story, especially when the story is as funny as this one.

Christopher Estep posted a comment on Friday 20th April 2007 12:12am for Finite Totalus going over the chapter, I have several characters' reactions, and where they fall on the List Of Suspects:

Severus Snape: While a major suspect (he is a Potions Master with known ties to the Malfoys), he definitely neither brewed the PIQ (Potion In Question) *or* administered it to Dracine Malfoy. He's upset with Harry; however, he may be actually more upset with Lucius Malfoy. He was as shocked by the results of the Charm as Harry (he is also Dracine's godfather).

Albus Dumbledore: While not a Potions Master, he also knows about the Patrus Potion (as Supreme Mugwump of the Wizengamot, however, he would know about it); he also has a Potions background (remember, he is also an alchemist). Unlike Severus Snape, however, he is NOT on good terms with Lucius Malfoy (hence not a suspect).

Horace Slughorn: Potions Master, former Slytherin, and Severus Snape's predecessor as Potions Professor (in fact, he taught Severus at Hogwarts). A possible suspect, and currently missing. Could this be one reason *why* he's in hiding?

Narcissa Black-Malfoy: Like Severus Snape, learned Potions under Horace Slughorn. Would certainly have heard of the Patrus Potion via the Black Family Library. Like all the Blacks, scarily intelligent (this *includes* Bellatrix and Andromeda). However, because of her Black Family upbringing it would have been impossible for *her* to pursue a Potions Mastery, even had she wanted to. A possible suspect.

Lucius Malfoy: Father of the victim. The *pureblood's pureblood* of his generation. Also, the most likely suspect to have ordered the brewing of the Patrus Potion and administered it (however, the *least likely* to have the skill to brew it). However, if he *did* do so, the 50,000 galleon fine is the *least* of his concerns.

Crys replied:

Why couldn't Snape have brewed the potion?   Because he acted surprised?   I remind you that he's been a spy for decades.   He's got to be a master actor.   He's also aware that being implicated in this could result in fines or jail time (and at least a mark on his reputation).   He has every reason to act surprised by what happened.   Besides, he may not even remember it himself (see below).

As an aside, he probably doesn't believe that Harry could pull off a powerful spell.   He's the one who consistently thinks Harry is a worthless wizard, and this is a tough spell to cast (only AD and FF can definitely cast it).

The scenario I came up with for seventeen years ago was that Lucius either ordered Snape to prepare it beforehand or after Dracine's birth (depending on how long it takes to brew).   Snape, being beholden to Malfoy, wanting to stay on good terms, wanting a godson and not a goddaughter, or simply for the money, does so.   Lucius either administers it himself or orders Snape or the midwife/healer to do so.

Now, here's where it can go in many directions.   Lucius could have Obliviated the knowledge from healer/midwife and maybe even Snape & Narcissa.   This, actually, makes the most sense.   He may not have Obliviated some or all, but why take the chance?   No question that he'd be willing to do all the above steps to get himself a male heir for the Malfoy name.

I agree that AD is unlikely to be in on it.   Slughorn, too, doesn't like Malfoy.   When Draco tried to horn in on the Slug Club back at the beginning of HBP, Slughorn slapped him down hard.

Narcissa is more complex.   She dotes on Draco.   Why would she want a boy more than a girl?   Possible that Lucius talked her into it, I suppose, but my hypothetical scenarios always include her not being aware of what happened.   Child taken out of the room before she could see, Obliviated later, whatever.

For the purposes of this one-shot, though, they why is irrelevant.   Only the end result is what matters to Harry.   And it is his dream / nightmare.

Alorkin posted a comment on Wednesday 14th March 2007 12:34pm for Finite Totalus

Definately a KODAK moment! Please, I beg you, continue this. I can only begin to imagine the funny that would occur throughout the wizarding world should it be discovered that Drakay-poo is a red hot babe!! And WHY!
Narcissa: HE'S A WHAT?
Lucius: HE'S A WHAT?
Voldemort: HE'S A WHAT?
Crabbe: UGH!
Goyle: UGH!

Thans for the laughs! Alorkin

The Resident posted a comment on Saturday 10th March 2007 4:33am for Finite Totalus

An absolutely priceless ending. It couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy, er, gal. -smirk- Ron hitting on Dracine is hilarious. The thought of Ron/Draco is squicky, but who knows about Ron/Dracine. Ron's reaction when he finds out should be a real riot. Keep up the great work.

pdrsj56 posted a comment on Friday 9th March 2007 8:52pm for Finite Totalus

Oh, very good. Have printed out all so I can read when I get home today.

Will post review tonight....Saturday night.
Got the link from one of your lj replies.

This quite a site.


Deborahsu posted a comment on Sunday 4th March 2007 1:19pm for Finite Totalus

Now THAt is FUNNY!!!! No wonder Draco's always seemed a bit effeminate ... ;-)

Rebel Goddess posted a comment on Thursday 22nd February 2007 9:12am for Finite Totalus

Oh ye gods, I think I'm going to break a rib. That was superb. I also loved the way you added in the Mastercard advert. Fantastic stuff. More please.

Fate posted a comment on Thursday 22nd February 2007 8:05am for Finite Totalus

*Dies laughing*

David Thacker posted a comment on Wednesday 21st February 2007 5:12pm for Finite Totalus

Also what about "Draco"'s whould some one under the potions effects beable to have kids?I wohould try the chram on him also.

David Thacker posted a comment on Wednesday 21st February 2007 5:00pm for Finite Totalus

Love to see it in a story also what would it do to Riddle.

darthloki posted a comment on Wednesday 21st February 2007 4:19pm for Finite Totalus

*howls with laughter*

I agree with your reviewer - priceless!

Slytherdor posted a comment on Wednesday 21st February 2007 3:29pm for Finite Totalus

Haha!!!! Omg!!! THese are too funny! Can't wait for an update!

Shinteo posted a comment on Wednesday 21st February 2007 9:04am for Finite Totalus

You ROCK!!! lol