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Technomad posted a comment on Saturday 7th May 2016 1:56am for Four Hundred and One to Four Hundred and Fifty

How about this? Shortly after Dumbledore and McGonagall disappeared from Privet Drive, the morning of November 1, an armored figure paced down the sidewalk. "Doom THIRSTS ," the armored man said "and Doom seeks an OFF-LICENCE!" Then Doctor Doom's attention was caught by the sound of a baby's wail. "What sort of IDIOT leaves a baby on a doorstep? This would not be allowed in Latveria, by the laws of DOOM!" Reading the notes left with Little Harry, Doctor Doom was disgusted. "Young person," he proclaimed, "you are now the ward and under the protection of DOOM!"

So Harry grew up, safe and sound, in Latveria, in the care of a nice couple with several children who were delighted to adopt this English boy once Doom explained the situation. He got his Hogwarts letter, and went off to England, checking in at the Latverian Embassy and being escorted to the Alleys by the Latverian Magical Attache.

Shortly after Harry arrived at Hogwarts, Severus Snape accepted a job offer as a research potions expert in Latveria, working side-by-side with Doom and learning from the master himself. He was happier than he'd ever been.

Doom was pleased that his young protege was doing so well, but when he became the fourth contestant in the Triwizard, Doom decided it was time to take a hand. When he showed up at Hogwarts, Karkaroff fainted dead away. And when Harry appeared in the cemetery where the portkey-trapped trophy had taken him, Doom, being the Greatest Genius of All Time (just ask him. He'll tell you. At great, interminable length.) showed up just as Lord Voldemort was resurrected.

"Doom does not approve of your treatment of Doom's ward!" Very shortly, the resurrected Dark Lord found out that spells bounce right off Doom's armor, but Doom's spells and weapons work just fine. Defeated, Voldemort was taken back to Latveria for some special remedial education with Doctor Doom; subject, "Why it's a bad idea to meddle with people Doctor Doom is protecting." He was never seen again.

Puck1 posted a comment on Monday 13th April 2015 7:36pm for Four Hundred and One to Four Hundred and Fifty

Various plot bunnies:

(NCIS) Voldermort apparates into Abby Scuito's forensics lab...big mistake.

(NCIS: LA) Voldermort apparates into Hetty Lange's house with her in it.

Voldermort tries to get the 999 ghosts at the Haunted Mansion to help him....ends up becoming the 1,000th.

Voldermort tries to get Tia Dulma/Calypso to help him.

The Imaginatrix posted a comment on Tuesday 11th February 2014 6:20pm for Four Hundred and One to Four Hundred and Fifty

Here's one off the top of my head.

"Spit that out, young man!" Willy Wonka emplored as Tom Riddle continued chewing on the gum he had taken from the machine the eccentric owner of the fabulous chocolate factory had been showing him and the other annoying children who had found the golden tickets. (Well, Tom had stolen his and made sure that Kelly Miller didn't tell anyone at the orphanage who had really found it, but who cared about such details?)

"You should really listen to Mr Wonka," the old man who had come with the wretched-looking boy warned.

Tom ignored him. Nobody told him what to do!

As the flavour of the gum changed to blueberry pie, the nine-year-old's body began to undergo some rather interesting changes. The magical core he did not yet know about only sped up the process. Before Willy Wonka could summon any of his small orange workers to get the unfortunate boy to the Juicing Room, the monstrous blueberry he had become exploded, splattering the remaining members of the touring party in juice and berry flesh.

HyenaSennin posted a comment on Monday 25th November 2013 6:04am for Four Hundred and One to Four Hundred and Fifty

Holy shitwaffles, this is HILARIOUS!!!

draykaemrys posted a comment on Monday 4th June 2012 4:07pm for Four Hundred and One to Four Hundred and Fifty

Ideas to ponder, from a self-confessed gamer girl:

(Elder Scrolls world/crossover) Lord Voldemort uses a ritual to attempt to steal power from the Daedric Well from which all Daedra gain their power. ( http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Daedric_Princes ) However, in doing so, he gained the attention of the Daedric Princes. Captured, they held a conclave to see who should displine the over-reaching human, and Shogorath, Prince of Madness, wins. He drags Voldemort back to the Shivering Isles and to the realm of Dementia to be tortured by the Duchess.

(Minecraft) Lord Voldemort finds a ritual to take him to a world where he'd have a chance to win the Power of a God by defeating a creature called the Ender Dragon. Unfortunately, he ends up getting blasted by a Creeper ( http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Creeper ).

David Thacker posted a comment on Saturday 12th November 2011 1:13am for Four Hundred and One to Four Hundred and Fifty

Here is two ideas that I do not recall seeing the first is Harry Potter Death Note in which Harry gets the Death Note notebook and writes Tom Riddles' full name in.
The other is a Phantasm cross where Tom ticks off or runs a fowl of Tall Man and the dwarfs that still body's and have the sliver flaying spheres that kill.

Puck1 posted a comment on Saturday 10th September 2011 8:18pm for Four Hundred and One to Four Hundred and Fifty

If you've ever seen the TV shows NCIS or NCIS:LA, how about Voldermort dead by Harry working with Gibbs, Ziva, Abby, Hettie, G. Callen, or Sam.

David Thacker posted a comment on Monday 9th May 2011 11:41pm for Four Hundred and One to Four Hundred and Fifty

Here is an idea what if Voldemort was some how made a member of the Potter Family with Harry has the head and his next attack kills him for one can not attack the head of family.

Eric Oppen posted a comment on Monday 9th May 2011 2:00pm for Four Hundred and One to Four Hundred and Fifty

Harry Potter shuddered. "Er, I didn't know---"

The tall Asian man with a brow like Shakespeare and a face like Satan looked down at him with green eyes exactly like his own. "Yes, grandson. Your grandmother was less faithful than your grandfather believed. And now I have come to deal with this 'Lord Voldemort' person."

"What are you going to do?" asked Harry.

Doctor Fu Manchu smiled evilly. "Since he cannot die, I have immobilized him in his body and shall take him back to my lair. There's a method of what you might call 'attitude adjustment' called 'The Terminal Torment of the Ten Thousand Repentant Ancestors;' it's so awful that all of one's ancestors and previous incarnations feel it as well."

Harry turned rather pale. He had longed for family, but finding that he was a direct descendant of the Devil Doctor, the Lord of Strange Deaths, was a little bit much. Dr. Fu smiled and patted his shoulder. "After you are done with your studies here, come see me and I'll teach you things they haven't dreamed of here in the decadent West."

Puck1 posted a comment on Sunday 17th October 2010 10:54pm for Four Hundred and One to Four Hundred and Fifty

Voldermort vs. Gibbs or Ziva...snicker.

jariuth posted a comment on Wednesday 25th August 2010 12:40pm for Four Hundred and One to Four Hundred and Fifty

Voldemort decided to celebrate his upcoming victory over Dumbledore and Potter by getting a cake.
Having heard so much about one particular bakery (even if it WAS a Muggle one), he made his way to Carlo's in the Colonies.
Buddy, thinking someone was trying to prank him, had his Sister handle the order. Amazingly, her irritating nasal screeching harpy sounding voice hit just the right frequency to irritate humans, but was a death knell for snakes since it caused the sinus cavity to vibrate to the point of shattering the bones in a grenade-like manner.

scott rockwood posted a comment on Saturday 19th June 2010 6:02am for Four Hundred and One to Four Hundred and Fifty

as relates to the marriage law bunnies, how bout one where Draco's chosen to be his spouse, or one where Umbridge is?

eiahmen posted a comment on Thursday 22nd April 2010 4:05am for Four Hundred and One to Four Hundred and Fifty

Voldemort encounters the Care Bears and dies from the cuteness overdose.

David Thacker posted a comment on Saturday 17th April 2010 2:44am for Four Hundred and One to Four Hundred and Fifty

Puffer fish poisoning is a idea. Also scare him to Death. Liquid Nitrogen turn his blood in to it.

David Thacker posted a comment on Wednesday 3rd February 2010 1:47am for Four Hundred and One to Four Hundred and Fifty

I got this idea from reading your "Dream Jounal" story the chapter "Finite Totalus". Harry use that spell and it ends all of the magic Voldemort did to get his body back and it undose the soul things he uses to stay alive.

Eric Oppen posted a comment on Monday 30th November 2009 7:04am for Four Hundred and One to Four Hundred and Fifty

Lord Voldemort had cornered Harry Potter in Ireland. Ignoring the beautiful manor he found himself in, he looked around for the pesky Boy-who-Lived. At his feet, two muggles lay dead.

Suddenly, a very, very large Muggle, bigger than Crabbe or Goyle, appeared, with a young boy in tow. The boy looked at Voldemort.

"My name is Artemis Fowl. You killed my father and my mother. Prepare to die."

Voldemort laughed, and levelled his wand to cast the Killing Curse. Nothing happened.

"Oh, by the way---I detected you on the grounds, saw that you were a wizard and hostile, and threw up a LEP Recon anti-magic shield. You have no magic available." He turned to the very large Muggle. "Butler---would you do the honors?"

When it was all over, Harry Potter came out. "I see you caught him, Artemis." He stared at what had been the Dark Lord Voldemort. "Yeeeesh...I didn't think that human bones could break in so many ways."

"I was annoyed about Mr. and Mrs. Fowl." growled Butler.

"I'll grieve later. Right now, I've got to get this LEP Recon technology back to Holly. She had warned me that this creep might make an appearance; unfortunately, I didn't manage to make my parents believe it."

Crys replied:

I only vaguely recognize the name Artemis Fowl, but don't know what series it's from.  Sorry.

Suukibotan posted a comment on Wednesday 19th August 2009 4:30pm for Four Hundred and One to Four Hundred and Fifty

I have an idea, not total formed, so here it is. What if Voldy won a contest for a cleaning show and they cleaned his hideout? Then he could get mad, try to AK the host, but have it hit a mirror that he hadn't noticed before and killing him instead.

Suukibotan posted a comment on Sunday 16th August 2009 3:34pm for Four Hundred and One to Four Hundred and Fifty

"Well, Bob, it's been a great day at the Daytonn 500 so far."
"You're right Jim. And as you can see, Jeff Gordon's in the lead as the racers come into the 50th lap. Wait a minute. Someone's just appeared on the track! What's he doing?"
"Looks like he's waving some sort of stick around."
"Whatever he's doing he's got to get off the track before the racers come around!"
"It doesn't look like he's gonna move, Bob."
"Ohh! He just got run down by the racers!"
"In all my years of Nascar, I've never seen anything quite like this."
"You said it, Jim."
(Just so you know, this is where Voldy apperates onto the Daytona track during a NASCAR race.)

Suukibotan posted a comment on Wednesday 12th August 2009 5:39pm for Four Hundred and One to Four Hundred and Fifty

The dark lord looked at himself in the mirror and decided that he would look good with a tan. He used an obscure tanning spell that he had looked up for use in his tortures. Unfortunatly, he put a little too much power behind the spell. His Death Eaters found his ashes two weeks later.

Suukibotan posted a comment on Wednesday 12th August 2009 5:18pm for Four Hundred and One to Four Hundred and Fifty

Here's another! I've been watching too much Doctor Who. ^_^;

Voldemort completed the ritual to summon a creature that would help him to destroy Harry Potter and eagerly greeted the forms that appeared.

"I am Lord Voldemort and I comand you to help me kill Harry Potter!"

One of the metal creatures spoke. "WE DO NOT TAKE OR-DERS FROM A HU-MAN. THE DAL-EKS WILL CON-CURE THIS PLA-NET. EX-TER-MINATE! EX-TER-MINATE!"

The last thing Voldemort saw was a white light before he experienced a very painful death.